satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

(via thetrueartsyguy)

octupac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

(via unh0lyconfessionss)